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Humans: M+T - Humans Eat Capsaicin For Breakfast!Along the same lines, humans will also devour plants rich in capsaicin. These plants are often grown by the humans for the specific use of consumption, despite the fact that the humans possess a only slightly higher tolerance to the poison than the usual in their classification. They even seem to enjoy the burning sensation. They have entire dishes designed around the sensation, especially in places such as the region of Latin America. This fact, along with the others listed earlier, are among a vast variety of examples for the theory that humans as a species are inherently self-destructive. For more on the theory, skip ahead to the section Behavior, subsection Self-Destructive Tendencies.Humans: M+T - Humans Eat Capsaicin For Breakfast! by MischiefSpirit
- An excerpt from A Guide to Humans by Driniv of Xebnec 9
"Let us out of here you stupid purple cat aliens! You overgrown grape chinchillas! You-"
"Would you shut up already? Annoying the guards to death isn't going to help anything," Keith groaned. He almost wishe
Humans: M+T - Tattoos and PiercingsAnother display of the humans barbarity when it comes to vanity is their love of piercing their own flesh to thread pieces of jewelry through the holes. Apparently the human's speed of healing allows for the process to be mostly non harmful, though there has been a wide variety of pain levels recorded. This even seems to be a right of passage for young human females as many have been seen getting their ears pierced at as young an age as a third of one Earth-Year (approximately 10.7 megaticks). The head, especially the ears, seems to be the most popular place for the piercings though there have been recorded accounts for just about anywhere else on the human body, including sexual organs. Additionally, they have specially designed piercings created for the purpose of expanding the artificial holes in their body to extreme and sometimes permanent (even for their healing strength) levels.Humans: M+T - Tattoos and Piercings by MischiefSpirit
The humans also have been seen jabbing their flesh with miniscule needles for the purpos
River LullabyStatic covered the screen before a woman appeared on the screen. He golden eyes were filled with tears as she glanced over her shoulder. She brushed a few locks of silver-purple hair out of her face and gave the camera a sad smile.River Lullaby by MischiefSpirit
"My sweet Kayiv, if you're watching this-" She cut of with a sob. "Ujryz, I hope you never see this. The whole reason we chose the planet we did was because of how behind it's technology is. It shouldn't be getting attention from the Galra anytime soon. Hopefully. But if you are seeing this, then that means…"
The woman sniffed and brushed away the tears on her cheeks. "My associate - I won't say his name here, just in case - is preparing a shuttle to take you to the planet we've chosen. You'll be safe there, hidden. Something's happened. I've been accused of working with the rebellion. They're… not exactly wrong. Zarkon is bad for the Galra and he's bad for the universe. They're coming for me, for us. I was going to- I was supposed to go with y